Hurry into the bathroom at work, pass The
washhandbasins, turning on the light
on the way. Take the first stall on the left
hand side
, examine the plastic seat for
dirt or dampness, give it a wipe with a
square of toilet paper, and sit down.
sit and think, until the business is done,
Push the body weight over, lean to the right
so as to be in a better position to use the
fresh piece of toilet paper. There is a
loud crack, and a nasty pain of being
pinched in the left buttock. Carefully
extricate the skin from the newly
opened crack in the hard white plastic
seat, and carefully finish what
had been started.
The toilet seat broke, it was too
much use, or inferior quality. The
injurx is not in any way severe, but
it was a fright, a surprise.
It is the first time ever for that to happen
Leave the stall with its broken seat
and go to the wash basin.
Wash the, hands, it was a bad start to the day.

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