deliver Saturday's work on Tuesday morning

 Downstairs, it is good to be early today. The cat is desperate for food, and examining the tins see that perhaps she was forgotten yesterday. Put some food from the tin onto her red plate, and hear her eat with gusto.

Fill the coffee maker with water and coffee and put it onto the gas stove. Also put on the small saucepan of water for the eggs. Get a cup, a saucer and a plate and put the whole lot onto the kitchen work top, waiting until the water boils. Take an egg out of the container in the fridge as well as two slices of white bread for toasting.

The coffee machine starts to burble and then the water in the saucepan boils. Put salt and vinegar into the water and turn off the heat under the coffee maker.  Crack the eggs into the water and  wait until boils again before putting the toast into the toaster.

Whilst waiting for the toaster to pop clear up the waste bits and pieces on the work top and take out some cutlery. When the toast has popped up in the toaster butter it and then take the eggs out of the water with the holy plastic ladle from Ikea. The water drips out through the holes leaving the eggs more or less dry. Then put the eggs on the toast, pour the coffee into a cup, and balance the whole ensemble all the way up to the bedroom.

Enjoy breakfast, read the news, and sort the pictures, then copy the files onto a stick drive.

It will all be finished by nine in the morning, and then it will be possible to deliver Saturday's work on Tuesday morning.